Welcome! (english)

Welcome to Brave Humans with Sticks

Click here for the English version.

This is my blog about Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings. It came to life after weeks of loving nudges from Mass from Bonktable (feel free to click his name, it’ll take you straight to his YouTube channel). He kept saying I should publish my guides and battle reports somewhere outside of Discord. And here we are!

Who’s writing this anyway?

I’m Hanna, usually marching under the banner of the Hundred Kingdoms. In 2023, I clocked around 4000 km traveling across the country to take part in various tournaments. The German tournament scene for Conquest is still pretty small, so events tend to feel more like fun school trips than cutthroat competitions.
For me, it’s all about having fun and fielding beautiful armies , though I do win from time to time, promise!

On this blog, you’ll find my opinions (which are, of course, always objective and undeniably correct… not). So don’t expect pure doctrine — expect fun, a love for the game, and a good dose of irony.

Spelling and grammar mistakes? Totally on purpose, obviously. A little test for my esteemed readers! If you find weird words in the middle of a sentence, it’s probably because I’ve discovered the voice-to-text feature on my phone and often don’t bother reading through it afterwards. Just like on Discord.

What can you expect here?

🔹 Faction guides
🔹 Battle reports
🔹 Tips for beginners

New to Conquest?
Here are some quick links for you:
🗡️ “Which faction should I play? / Faction Breakdown”
🗡️ “How to write an army list for Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings”
🗡️ Free rules (also available in German) on the Para Bellum website
🗡️ Free army builder on the Para Bellum website (English only)

Also, check out the hotlink bar — you’ll find things like the Casual Games Battle Report Index there. If you’re looking for battle reports featuring my Hundred Kingdoms, Sorcerer Kings, or W’adrhŭn, you’ll land right in the right spot!

And to finish things off, here’s a picture of my brave humans — who will soon be getting some reinforcements. Brave Humans with Sticks, indeed!

Cheers,
Hanna